It's true. There's a house that went up for sale in the neighborhood my parents live in and, since my father is a retired busybody, he went to scope out the place during an open house they had. The ONLY things on that person's walls were reproduction works of art. HUGE fake Vermeer over the fire place, fake Degas in… » 4/22/14 10:41pm Yesterday 10:41pm

You aren't their target market. The bank I work in, every investment person has CNBC on the TV in their office because they NEED those numbers and the interviews and such. One day the cable didn't work in the office and they acted like they had been sent to live in the stone age. » 4/20/14 7:26pm Sunday 7:26pm

On this Easter, I give to you the Eldritch tradition of Peeps Jousting. Take two Peeps, stick a toothpick in their chest and put them in a microwave facing each other. As they expand, one will inevitably stab the other one first and that Peep is the winner of the joust. We usually go best out of three. » 4/20/14 8:35am Sunday 8:35am

I had a bit of a week (which is an incredible understatement) so I broke down and bought myself three Wes Anderson DVDs from Amazon. I love his work and I needed to round out my collection. I saw The Grand Budapest Hotel last week and it was excellent. His movies are like visual comfort food. » 4/18/14 9:56pm Friday 9:56pm